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Post by Chase Velez on Apr 4, 2007 18:13:38 GMT
Laughter spilled from Chase's lips before he could stop it and he once again turned his attention to Beau, the source of his amusement, "you make me laugh, Mr Slytherin," he stated chirpily enough, having lowered his hand from his head now, "how can you not know what a 'noob' is? Even the squirrels know ... It's a, er," crap. Now he was going to look like an idiot, saying what he just had and now not knowing how to explain it. Again with the less than Gryffindor tendancies. If Beau made fun he'd just stroke him or something.. Idiocy is contagious you know, "..an insult.." Clever. Real clever. "That was Scarlett's boyfriend," he added, waving his hand in the vague direction of the doorway, "i think that's it basically.." Because technically he hadn't done anything wrong yet. Nothing that he could see anyway..
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Post by Beau Von Grimm on Apr 4, 2007 19:40:33 GMT
"Do I look like a squirrel to you?" he asked, mildly offended that he was apparently stupider than a small furry animal that spent its days scampering through forests and burying nuts ¬_¬ "And mind how you answer that" he added a second later, realising that that kind of question could only lead to a response that would make him even more disgruntled. "And I'm glad to be such a source of amusement. 'Noob'.." he repeated the word like it was a personal insult "I've never heard anyone say that.. You probably just made it up yourself..." "Scarlett's boyfriend" he repeated with interest, realisation dawning on him now. "And what? He's jealous that you might just be allowed to carry Scarlett's washing?... Riiight. One of those all-brawn no-brain Gryffies, is he?..No offense, of course.." he trailed off, moving to lean back against the wall.
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Post by scarlettscythe on Apr 4, 2007 19:48:09 GMT
Scarlett looked up. "Actually," she said blankly, "he's not my boyfriend anymore. We broke up last night. I'm close to Chase, Kakashi is jealous, and it kinda went downhill from there."
She hopped off the table and began walking around randomly. "And I've used the word n00b billions of times before," she added matter-of-factly. "You're just a n00b for not knowing what it means, Beau."
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Post by Chase Velez on Apr 4, 2007 20:04:55 GMT
[[You made me choke on my tea with your squirrel comment ¬_¬ ]]
"Never said you were.. Anyway, compared to you squirrels'll look more like mangy little rats," he'd watched how he'd answered. And he hadn't managed to make out that he thought Beau that was living right up to his namesake. How clever was he, huh? "Never heard aybody say it? It's like, an American thing.. I think.." He trailed off with a small shrug, looking slightly downtrodden now that Beau was no longer smiling. Slytherin's were so hard to keep happy all of the time, and now he's stuck in the washroom with TWO of them ¬_¬ "None taken.." Giving in his two cents, as the only Gryffie there he was guessing what the slythein guy had said was directed to him. "Scarlett, you saying that he's jealous of me? That's a bit stupid ain't it? I mean, i'm a friggin Hufflepuff reject, i'm no threat, not even a teeny one," his thumb and finger came together in an effort to prove to Scarlett that he was in fact pretty too pathetic to be considered a threat to Kakashi, ".. Heeey.. Does this mean he's mad at me...? That sucks."
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Post by scarlettscythe on Apr 4, 2007 20:09:32 GMT
Scarlett eyed Chase warily. "You're not a reject from anyone or any house, Chase," she said. She tried to smile, but she just couldn't. She looked anywhere except Chase or Beau as she said her next comment. "And you're a much bigger threat to Kakashi than you think. And I wouldn't be too worried about whether he's mad at you or not. He's probably thinking of clever ways to murder me in my sleep right now ..."
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Post by Beau Von Grimm on Apr 5, 2007 17:56:57 GMT
[[Lol ^-^ I feel proud..]]
"I am not a 'noob'!" he protested to Scarlett, lips pursing slightly ion indignation.. And possibly in sulkiness too. Psh... But at least Chase appreciated him ^-^ Or, at least didn't think he was a squirrel. Which was nice. He beamed, compliments as always making him happy again. Beau listened with interest, taking in every detail of what was said because he was nosey like that. Scarlett and Kakashi..? He'd only just heard about them being together and now they were brokwn up?! Beau'd obviously spent too long doing his hair or something, because he was missing out on some vital rumours here. "Gryffindors don't murder people in their sleep.. Thats far too underhand. He'd be more likely to hex you face on.." Beau noted helpfully, for lack of anything majorly productive to say. Because contradicting Scarlett and agreeing with Chase that he was a Hufflepuff reject wouldn't go down well (call it a hunch) and because randomly latching himself to teh small Gryffies arm and petting his hair or something would probably be rather insesitive considering what Scarlett had just admitted.
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Post by Kitiara Tuck on Apr 5, 2007 18:04:47 GMT
Kit wandered into the washroom. Still not the kitchen then... "Who's a noob?" She asked, hearing that part of the conversation from outside the door. "Oh, and don't be so sure about that." Kit told Beau, a malevolent grin on her face and a mischievous glint in her eyes.
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Post by Beau Von Grimm on Apr 5, 2007 18:19:28 GMT
"No-one, and most especially me, is a noob" he remarked with a sniff, turning his gaze from subtle perving on Chase to the door, wondering why everyone had to keep bringing that word up. It was obviously some kind of conspiracy by the muggle-borns and dirty-blooded to confuse him and make him develop premature wrinkles from all the frowing in confusion and thought he'd have to do. Luckily for Beau, he had a wonderful solution. Don't think about these terribly muggle things. Ta da! It was a wonder why he wasn't a Ravenclaw really with such devastating intelligence ¬_¬ "Are you trying to tell me" he asked Kit slowly, like he was really trying to grasp a terribly odd idea "that Gryffindors can be bad? Pfft. Never! Gryffindors have to be chivalrous and good. Its like law, really.." Beau liked to stereotype, too. Heh. Though Chase had broken his Gryffindor stereotype a little.. But not much because the boy was clearly a secret Hufflepuff.
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Post by Kitiara Tuck on Apr 5, 2007 18:29:58 GMT
Kit laughed. "You carry on beliving that then." She grinned. "Just don't run into me at night then." She added for good measure, just 'cos she was a Gryffindor didn't mean she was a saint, honestly.
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Post by Chase Velez on Apr 5, 2007 19:26:22 GMT
"He has a point i 'spose.. I for one ain't exactly going to murder people in their sleep," mostly because there wasn't anybody he wanted to murder. But, i guess that if he did get on the wrong side of somebody and they were out to kill him he'd try to get them first. Specially if they were six foot seven and weighed half the amount of a large hippo. It's called being 'pratical' or 'self preservation'.. I think. "I'm sure he'll just strop for a little, he's just jealous that he was just your boyfriend and i'm your bestfriend, which is obviously the better of the two," Chase's imbecilic tendencies will never cease to amaze. He was smiling reassuringly at Scarlett until Beau said something that made his brow crease in confusion, "what's 'chivalrous' mean?" He spoke loudly enough, his confusion momentarily making forget to welcome Kit to the laundry room. The wonderous world of sweaty socks and mouldy house elves.
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Post by Beau Von Grimm on Apr 5, 2007 20:02:10 GMT
"No, you don't really look like the murdering type.." Beau noted, trying to hide some amusement at the thought of this small cutesy jailbait Gryffie murdering someone. Anyone. Haha. "You look more like the 'throw your shoe at them and run' type to me, actually..." It wasn't said in a mean way. Beau wasn't mean to anyone pretty. Well, not unless he'd already decided that they were never going to let him keep them like a little slave or pet or something. He hated people with morals.
"'Chivalrous', darling, like a night in shining arm... Generally very stereotypically Gryffindor" he explained, trying to sound sweet rather than slightly exasperated. Oh dear lord, he didn't understand big words apparently o.0
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Post by Chase Velez on Apr 5, 2007 20:16:29 GMT
[[It's more like the author doesn't know big words heh.. We didn't cover 'chivalrous' in RP..]]
His first response was to blink at the Slytherin in what he hoped was more of a 'i don't know what you're talking about' kind of way rather than the 'i have the brain capacity of a potatoe' way. It was true that he tended to throw things from his pocket at people for revenge (he'd lost many a good yoyo or biscuit that way) but he didn't do it where people could se. "Pssh, i could as bad as any Slytherin for all you know," he huffed, though his arms never crossed over his chest, that would make him come across as a small child on the bridge of having a tantrum, Chase was much more mature than that, "worse even! I come from a long line of Hufflepuffs," again with sounding rather proud, but then his mother and father had always been known to give a hand to whomever wanted it (total pushovers), "have you ever seen how viscious they can get when angered?! It's like Hiroshima on a smaller scale." Not that they like, exploded or anything..
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Post by scarlettscythe on Apr 6, 2007 5:35:52 GMT
Scarlett finally let a grin crawl onto her face at Chase's antics. That boy was hilarious without even trying, and he seemed to succeed in always making her smile, whether it was from their squirrel conversations, talking about underwear, or just his utter Hufflepuff-ness.
"Have you ever seen me when I get angered?" Scarlett asked cheekily, raising an amused eyebrow at her best friend. "I don't think a Hufflepuff can overpower the wrath of Scarlett Scythe. Hell, even my last name represents something mean and scary."
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Post by Kitiara Tuck on Apr 6, 2007 11:12:23 GMT
Kit grinned, not normally the revenge type, but if someone got her really mad, then was the time for them to run for cover. Laughing, Kit grinned, she had been mostly winding Beau up, mostly. "Really, you think we're all some sort of saint?" She asked, slightly shocked, but considering the advantage she had, people tended to let their guard down around people they didn't think would ever dream of doing anything to anyone, ever.
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Post by Beau Von Grimm on Apr 7, 2007 15:38:05 GMT
"Oh, of course you could jailbait.." he consoled him in what had to be the most patronising voice ever used in the history of the world. Worse even than when you do something absymally stupid and eat soap, and then have to wash your tongue. [[Not that I ever.. y'know.. tried to eat a bar of soap to see if it was really made with honey or anything. Nope.]] Still, it had been an honest attempt at being consolong, but what with the fact that Beau had had to hide a laugh (because seriously, jailbait was - in Beau's opinion - a very fitting description for the Gryffindor).. But at least, like most of what Beau said, it had the teasing kind of edge that made people slightly less likely to black his pretty little eyes. "Because Hufflepuffs are known for their aggressive side, obviously... I'm afraid Scarlett's got a point. Everyone knows Slytherins are worst when angry... Because Gryffindors might generally be scarier, but Slytherins will come and hack you into little pieces while you sleep." "Gryffindors, saintly?.. No. No, I don't think that" he laughed, turning to Kitiara with a bright laugh, flashing canines as he did so "But they do generally have the terrible disadvantage of trusting people, and having morals, though, like not wanting to curse someone whilst their back is turned.."
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