Post by Alexis Bay on Aug 9, 2007 20:20:38 GMT
It seems that the school werewolves are recruiting more innocent victims to their packs. The emo hottie Olli Carter is the recent victim of werewolf biting. Carter; the pretty boy Slytherin has been caught in the kitchens taking chunks out of raw blooded meats and attacking innocent first years with his anger. Olli can thank Kitiara Tuck for turning him into such a terrible creature, by biting him whilst in werewolf form. This has been yet another heavy blow for Carter. He recently dumped his desperate poser girlfriend Alana Lestrange, when he found out that she had been cheating on him with Beau.
Even in human form werewolves are dangerous creatures. If you are approached by a human form werewolf, you are advised to attack them immediately. Better safe than sorry eh? I am amazed that Headmistress Dagner lets these beasts stay at Hogwarts. Is the safety of students not thought about when it comes to these beasts?
Werewolves at Hogwarts include Kitiara Tuck, Iggy Talbain, Roxas Tolly (Gryffindors), Simon Alvin & Olli Carter (Slytherins).
The gossip column was allowed to sneak into the professors lounge and get a sneak peak at the new list of prefects, head boys, and head girls. We can reveal that there are three werewolves are on the list. Kitiara Tuck will take the position of head girl from Billie Joe, of course she has nothing to live up to. Billie Joe acted just like a werewolf anyway. Gryffindor
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Speaking of Werewolves Kitiara Tuck & Iggy Talbain seem to be spending allot of time together at Sol Island. Could we soon expect cubs from these werewolves? The two will both be taking the same Head Girl and Prefect positions as Leo Bryant and Billie Joe Hardings next year. Will Hogwarts be seeing the same situation as Billie and Leo at the end of this year?
Life has been tough for Billie Joe and Leo Bryant lately. As you all know Billie Joe Hardings from Slytherin is pregnant with triplets, which she and Leo have decided to name after broomsticks 'Nimbus, Moontrimmer and Twigger'. A close friend of Billie Joe let it slip that she is having a magical pregnancy, which explains why she is fit to burst any moment now. Magical pregnancy's are very rare, they only last for three months, but are extremely painful. Nimbus, Moontrimmer and Twigger just can't wait to escape! Of course i couldn't agree with them more - they are stuck in the worst person ever!
All of us at the Gossip column are wondering what houses the twins will be placed in. It's quite rare that Gryffindors and Slytherins have kids together. I feel sorry for the kids if they end up like Billie Joe. It is rumored that she will no longer stay an extra year and Hogwarts and will instead stay at her new small home in Placidus Village, to 'care' for her little horrors.
The gossip column has been allowed exclusive access at Billie Joe and Leo's wedding. We promise to bring you all the gossip from this low budget wedding, which is being held in the forbidden forest, so Billie and Leo can be among their werewolf friends. News from other students reveals that Billie will be wearing a muggle tracksuit to the wedding, so that she can show off her chavvy muggle loving side. Leo on the other hand will be wearing his Gryffindor robes, as the family can not afford to buy a suit. Aw at least they are putting the kids first.
Teacher Tré Padget seems to have invented a new style of detentions. Apparently the student is hung from their ankles using the levicorpus & forced to stay hung overnight. The detentions are usually held in the forbidden forest, as it adds to the atmosphere. Mr Padget - who is currently going out with Headmistress Dagner - tried it out on a Slytherin for simply attacking a muggle drum-kit. Apparently the new style of detentions is still in BETA testing, but is believed to be brought in some time after Christmas.
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