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Post by cheyenne on Apr 3, 2007 19:43:39 GMT
Just list ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart! Make sure they're funny, though.
1.Empty out a box of AlphaBits cereal and fill it with Cheerios. Take it to the return counter and demand a refund because you want ALL the letters, not just the "O"s.
2.Have a perfume/cologne fight with friends in the beauty section.
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Post by Christopher Anthony Brian on Apr 3, 2007 19:49:39 GMT
Hehe i love these!
3.When the loud speeker goes off, sit in the corner and say "It's those voices again!".
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Post by cheyenne on Apr 3, 2007 20:04:52 GMT
Yeah, me too!
4.Go to the stall (where you try on clothes), stay there for a couple of minutes, then yell, "HEY! THERE"S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
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Post by scarlettscythe on Apr 3, 2007 22:47:33 GMT
5. Go to the section where they sell tents and bungee cords and stuff, and then set up a tent and invite people to join you when someone comes down the aisle. xD
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Post by Kitiara Tuck on Apr 3, 2007 22:58:58 GMT
6. Get a bottle of tomato sauce and put a trail of it leading to the ladies toilets.
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Post by scarlettscythe on Apr 4, 2007 0:50:50 GMT
7. Ask to put a pack of M&Ms on hold, and throw a fit when they don't let you.
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Post by canuseewhatisee on Apr 8, 2007 19:52:59 GMT
8. Bring a tiny folding table, put out a change with a fiver in it, lay out the cheap makeup, and say "free makeovers with purchase..."
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Post by Headmistress Dagner on Apr 9, 2007 8:59:20 GMT
9.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
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Post by canuhearmenow on Apr 11, 2007 16:42:56 GMT
10. Pick dandelions and other weeds from parking lot, and set up a 'flower stand' in the produce section.
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Post by sapphira on Jun 21, 2007 2:06:04 GMT
11. Change the big letters outside to: LAW-MART
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Post by Headmistress Dagner on Jun 21, 2007 9:44:27 GMT
Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
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Post by Raven Negrohearté on Jun 21, 2007 22:17:14 GMT
Become the manager and fire everyone!
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Post by Headmistress Dagner on Jun 22, 2007 7:34:11 GMT
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
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Post by Tré Padget on Jun 22, 2007 11:32:19 GMT
Eat out of the pickn mix claiming you thought it was 'Try before you buy'
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Post by Headmistress Dagner on Jun 22, 2007 13:48:37 GMT
Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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